The Celebrity Matchmaker

By R.J
Ok ok once again I've succumb to these damn Tickle Tests. Blame it on boredom and the fact that I'm too broke to go out. Won't my pain in the arse cuz, Steph be pleased...that I'm doing tickle tests....again...after soooo long.

We can hear your heart fluttering from here. Yes, it's true — Hollywood golden boy Brad Pitt is your celebrity dream date. This outrageously handsome, disarmingly sexy Missouri-raised cutie may have a ring on his finger (he's married to Friends star Jennifer Aniston), but that doesn't mean you can't daydream about a passionate affair. After all, your preference for sensitive, romantically boyish guys means Mr. Sexiest Man Alive (according to People in 1995 and 2000, that is) is right up your alley. We can just tell that his athletic build and clean-cut charm are matched only by his desire to keep you satisfied (look what he did for Geena Davis in Thelma and Louise!). Sure, he dressed up as a giant chicken to make money when he first moved to L.A., but that smidge of goofiness intrigues you, doesn't it? We can just picture a perfect date between the two of you. Imagine a night at the drive-in: one milkshake, two straws. Need we say more?
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"he's married to Friends star Jennifer Aniston"
Not anymore... he's way too busy with Angelina Jolie and her kids.
"look what he did for Geena Davis in Thelma and Louise!"
OK...what did he do for her in Thelma and Louise???

"Imagine a night at the drive-in: one milkshake, two straws"
Hey! if it's Brad Pitt taking taking me out ( I wish la kan)... it's got to be someplace better than a drive in! Actually movie and makan at his place sounds great...(keep dreaming RJ!)

Now won't that be a perfect date to go with? Yes? No? Maybe? Though I would love to see him in that chicken costume *grin*...wouldn't you?
 

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